Put the roach down light up another L cause I'm BACK

Yessir, I'm back at it. I had a long summer so didn't get time to keep you updated on whats gooooddd!?!?! So as you might know HPU is now a part of my past, I loved every minute of it and will never forget the people I met there. HPU might not have been the best educational choice I made but its the best thing that ever happened to me. It taught me about life and what it really takes to succeed. Furthermore I am now on the move and making something of my life, more of that later. For now I just wanted to announce the come back and to tell all to keep a close watch.

Summer is in Heat

With Summer approaching fast and our inevitable departure from oh so beautiful High Point University. THANK GOD RIGHT!!!!! We are free ladies and gentleman, it will be official in two weeks time. Yes it will be yet another bittersweet exit back to our hometowns, but it is another year we grow older and wiser. For some they will choose to grow dumb and dumber however thats there problem. What summer brings is good food and a warm bed. It is for most of us, our safe heaven from the hardships of college. It is important not to forget good old HPU however. For some of us this will be the last time they can call High Point there home and will be moving on to bigger and better things. The returnees get a few months to recuperate until the next semester begins. But really on a serious note it is important to say goodbye to everyone who is worth something to you, for there life could altered in the summer months and there paths taking them else where. Keep in touch and don't lose the bond that was created throughout the year. Your friends at HPU are different then what you think. These will be the people shaping your future and sometimes you cant see that until there gone. We need to stay united at our school, because otherwise were Fucked. Ok so anyways take into account who is really important to you and keep them near you. Do not let them get away...Ever. Everyone I hope the best on Finals.

F- Fuck
I- I
N- Never
A- Actually
L- Learned
S- Shit

The Countdown

16 school Days left!, what does that mean to you?
1. I have no money for weed.
2. Damn I need to start doing work.
3. Fuck class.
4. How am I going to get home?
5. If I smoke and study I should take the test high...
6. Its legally to nice out to do work.
7. This teacher is bullshit.
8. Starting to get more and more calls from home.
9. I forgot how to study.
10.Dining dollars diminished to ZERO.
11.WTF pollen honestly.
12.Beach Party at DELTA SIGMA PHI.
13.Telling yourself your grades are fine, when you know your fucked.
14.Pool,Pool,Pool,Pool,smoke,Pool,Pool,Pool.
15.Realizing being tan is essential at HPU.
16.Sufing on the web has become 57% of your day.

They Need To Know

Many times we ask ourselves what the key to a women's heart is? But on those rare occasions when we find the women asking what the key to a mans heart is, the answer must be clear as shit. Literally shit more specifically shitting... Thats just it, letting a man embrace the true zen in his "bathroom break" is the I95 highway to a mans blood pumper. Yes poop is gross, get over it and be open to the following. When a man enters into his domain all else becomes invisible... a place where no one is willing to enter nor do they desire too. This is the kind of atmosphere, one of total equilibrium in the mans brain that allows his to release all of the physical and even emotional waste in this body. A flow of guilt, hard work, beer, and anger come out during this period and a new fresh man walks out of the door.
*The bathroom is a mans escape when reality shits on him*

High Point Buds Into Cronic

With great weather finally here in North cakalaka, I have seen a different side of HPU. Drinking in public, girls in bikinis, a real college? The sun has sprouted the seed of the students of High Point. Classes have officially become a optional thing and a hour at the pool is now required. I now see people I don't know when I walk to class signs of a real college campus. Why did it take good weather for everyone to realize that hugging there bongs and watching the real house wives with there girlfriends isn't reality. Dumbass's. Well I don't care what did it but HPU is somewhat a nice place to be this time of year. Then again I just got a ticket for being in 15 minute parking for 19 minutes, my bad High Point... Check back later I'm out.

Eyes Wide Shut...

What do you call it when you have one of those day that that make the bottom of your private parts tingle a little bit? Perfection, which was the definition of this past weekend at the U of the Vill. Boxing by day hot boxing a Acura with frozen smiles and tears of joy by night. Everyone should be cautious of the people that you chose to spend your time with. At some point in life you will need the people that will make you laugh your ass off and make you say "This is the best fucking day in my life, I have never been happier." When you have friends and people like that the sky is the limit. At other times you need the ones you truly love in every way, but that perfect balance is what creates the effect of Eyes Wide Shut. Think about it metaphorically your eyes are shut because you are laughing so hard but at the same time they are wide open so you can witness the faces of those people that created your smile. If you cant think that deeply smoke then re read this...C.A.R.J.P

Who's Hot enough to be the HIGHEST!?

Like I said in the start of my blog My goal is to find the hottest college girl that loves to rip the fuck out of a ...bong. So the search begins, I will be working through my blog and through face-book to start my search. HPU defiantly has what it takes to smoke with the best but does it have the hots like the rest?

The thing is about this search is its not just looks. Im a pothead other things other then hot looks attracts me...Think you have what it takes? Visit the Facebook group highest hottie. The winners will be sent to HIGH TIMES magazine?

What is a True R.A.V.E?

This past weekend was, for me at least, one of the most epic weekends every recorded here at HPU. One may ask what a true rave really is?!?! Let me start by telling you that many colleges all over the country couldn't have done it better the the boys of DSP did this friday. And on that day we found out what a RAVE really is.
R- Relentless... Relentless fist pumping going hard from the kitchen tile floor that seems to make you 3 inches shorter if your in the middle of it, to the ceiling that once housed a working fan but is now only a gapping hole.
A- Alpha gamma deltas... These fine young women came into the house with one goal and one goal only, to rave the shit out of any other sorority...which they did...holla gams
V- Variety of rugs.?.>? yes there was some very nice rugs there which helped with the atmosphere of the party. There was white rugs and green rugs with letters on them, there was rugs that smelt like drugs, and snow rugs, dont ask.
E- E...

Inside the next 36 hours there was a plethora of activities taking place all over campus due to the amazing weather, but fuck that we drank at the house instead. That night turned out to be rave #2 which is epic because on most occasions security would have already shut down the school do to the over excessive fun on friday night we were deff not being inspiring enough to have another party. But we did (holla) and it was great waking up in girls clothing still pumping my fist. HPU weekend a success.

Its now "Inspiring" not fun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Ne2n5OCfs --Security never really knows hehe--
Its apparent that High Point has changed over the last ten years. Many people are believing that its for the better, but thats not true in all cases. The famous quote here at HPU was formally know as "At High Point University, every student receives an extraordinary education in an FUN environment with caring people." Now with the changing of the school they seemed to have changed the focus to. "At High Point University, every student receives an extraordinary education in an INSPIRING environment with caring people." (They Literally Yank The Fun Right Out Of High Point)Sure its a good thing to have a college where you know your kid is being treated right and not getting into much trouble. Is that what's really happening though? High Point has really tightened security lately to the point where a Frat was told to stop throwing a football in there own front yard?? Many nights parties are broken up so early that dorm rooms are beginning to be a place for partying. Things get broken this way. Anyway I don't care HPU can do what they want they will never take away the true character of the HPU students. They might be able to hide it on parents weekend with there lobster dinner and the lawn mowers adjusted to mow two inches lower. The thing is we are really what makes High Point and with out us they would be nothing. Stay strong HPU nation... If your not HiGh what's the PoInT?!?

TLT

This post is dedicated to my boys back home. All summer long doing our thing was one of the best times of my life and will be remebered for the rest of mine. I have made it through so much with you fellows and we will remain a part of each other for the rest of our god given life. To be honest I am working on getting to Cali to make it big, but to be real with yall I think if I was to just film all of us, America would fall in love and it would be easy, but we shall see. Stay true out there we are all here for each other for life...

Most Smoke Alone On V-DAY

Valentines day is a day that some people take as a day to show there love and what not. Others just totally ignore the day and pretend that it doesn't exist. Then you have those that turn into a mad, upset person for no reason... i wont get into that cause thats not the topic at hand. In the hundreds of years of pot smoking, people have been smoking alone. Why is that such a bad thing? When you have no one to go to or talk to, smoking alone creates a new wonderful carefree world around you. Smoking alone gives you the time to really think about what's important at the same time pass the time that you might not want to even exist. Being alone on Valentines day is not always bad... I mean at least no one going to smoke your pot.

Jam Dat

So I was asking for a smoking story and I sure got one... If you're ever sitting there baked not knowing what to do, i'll tell you there is nothing more physically and emotionally sound then a Phil Collins Jam Sess. (Dedicated to the two other that made this possible) Turn on a little Phil Collins "In The Air Tonight" and let the simple tunes take you into a high strung yet low mood epic JAM SESS. Im not kidding go do it right now and tell me you don't feel like you instantly learned the drum part for that song... cause to be honest you didn't and you actually do look like a idiot doing it. But guess what when your up in the sky ready to fly there is nothing that can bring you down...If you not High what's the Point.

The Gutting

For the past year I have been stumbling over hundreds of ideas and inventions that I want to create and develop. So one day in class as I was bored I thought about the things in life that I like to do. I came up with many different things like, sports, girls, adventure etc. As i was sitting there looking at this list In my head I was thinking of ideas that would go together well. Right now as a college student smoking and girls and stories are around me all the time. These are three things that sound good together. Girls and grams one might say. Why not scout out and find the best smokers story all over the country. At the same time try and find the highest women in the country. Smoking, Girls, Adventure, couldn't ask for anything else.This is going to be more then anything you have seen before I'm skinning, gutting, and wrapping my way to the top.